The Quote Thread

[NoteMe]

Rules:

- No one is allowed to post more then one post in this thread. If you are going to add a quote, then post ONE post if you havn't done it before, if you have, then just edit that post, to add a new one.

To dicuss any of the quotes in this thread please post here.



"Don't try to confuse the situation with facts" - Crptcblade
"They are not giving me a 2Mbit connection, and I am still not paying more." - NoteMe
"Oh, and visualAd -- go get a real avatar. We should ban you just to get rid of that thing... - Brad Jones
"Here in the Uk we are born with rubber dingys..." - BodwadUK
"NoteMe's English is finally rubbing off on Brad." - visualAD
"I cant verify that . Ok I could but dont want to." - Cander
"I've heard of vertically challenged but that is ridiculous!! " - Valleysboy1978
"Yes it's a general problem. I'd use more vivid words but I can't because I'm an admin." - MartinLiss
"I just post in a completely inappropriate forum and let the mods decide which forum is the best for it, and they move it. Takes out all the guess work." - crptcblade
"An Aussie kiss is similar to a French kiss but it is given Down Under." - fahad k
"Making my website with code." - wwwfilmfilercom

MSN:
Electroman (MSN):
"- Well I'm off to pick up a hot indian now "
"- Well a indian Meal "

[timeshifter]

"...I am using a lot of "snus" (kind of like oral tobaco, but not the western movie type), and I still have white teeths..." - NoteMe




PS: I think the mod should delete any multiple postings on this thread... just to keep it clutter-free...

I still can't figure out what the heezer a NoteMe is... might be a 5-eyed frog...

Thank you, VisualAd.

Hey, did I just shift time?

[visualAd]

"they are not giving me a 2Mbit connection, and I am still not paying more." - NoteMe
"...a little English error on my side...did you say coffin...heehhee....I read caffeine" - NoteMe
"No one can quote me on anything.." - NoteMe
"Post Counts should not by sync'd with what is in the database." - Brad Jones
"I didn't give NoteMe one and he still didn't pay more." - Wossname
"I just nearly wee'd myself" - Wossname
"go back and train with your chicken again...for a MONTH..." - NoteMe
"Finaly I can look as gay as I want..." - NoteMe
"I have no idea what a "Strawberry Pop Tart" is...but for me it sounds like you should be banned...." - NoteMe
"And there i no one (at least anymore) that has the name $rAnmelder in that table anymore"- NoteMe
"gahahha I chucjed out q about a gig of pc11330 the othjer day. RTher's jsus t so mich of it nowawardsy" - TomGibbons
"He would get military disiplin before the age of 3. Morning signal with a tropet before the sun raises every day, then checking that they had washed their room properly"- NoteMe
"I refuse to date girls that does not have a vacum cleaner in the middle of their face...." - NoteMe

[wossname]

I assume you are restricting this to amusing quotes coined by VBF'ers only. Nothing from literature, TV, cinema?

If this is the case, I will suggest the following:

"I travel to work in a shopping trolley." - VisualAd

Which prompted the following...

"I just nearly wee'd myself" - wossy (as already cited here by my esteemed luminary colleague, VisualAd).


Also...
"I have heard that some guys down on Africa doesn't have enough water....should we send some?" - NoteMe
"You are right guys, this is like a freakin grocery store, only with chicks." - Jacob Roman

[mar_zim]

ok..i have here..


X-mas is 24.Desember you English morons.. -NoteMe

I think you should learn to speak English before you call us English morons -VisualAd

We shoudl have a thread for all these NoteMe quotes......do we already have one? -ElectricMan

[Foxer]

"Well, that settles it. Let's all vomit on each other." - crptcblade

[jhermiz]

"Well, that settles it. Let's all vomit on each other." - crptcblade

"she was a fine young lass of a bird" -wokawidget
"stay low key..just like the rest of us" -mendhak
"i am 100% sure" -noteme

[Neo-dark]

Okay here are mine,muhahaha:


uhm...OMG i dont have a quote yet can you believe it ?!-me

IM JUST A PONCHO FREAK-Xcoder

New word for you: betterest

Usage:

US English is the betterest than it UK English-The living breathing kermit-mendhak

your not funny im funnier-mendhak
Go to the Red light district and you will be healed again...-noteme

It's never to late-Martinliss ( a line i stomped into my head and the only guy i respect more them my owm muma)

[dglienna]

I saw one tonight:

i just want my own browser to advertise my game im makin - K1tchen

<ME: usual quote, Can't do that, etc. >

i kno i got a site, and with the browser i'd make it the homepage, so that way they have to see it when they open it, no matter what...

I guess that I'll add one now, and be free to edit it in the future....

[<ABX]

Here are some fun quotes (sorry, not from this forum):

what the f*** is ***

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LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.

is it modded?

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i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section

[Electroman]

"I was out last night...think he have some memory leaks...but I also think that I flicked a couple of fingers up this big mingering rhino..." - NoteMe

[System_Error]

Here's the best one I've ever heard:

"Just keep on keepin on" - Joe Dirt

ahhh is that not great or what?

[deranged]

Saw this one on Slashdot on a topic relating to what was referred to at the time as Windows CodeName LongHorn:

You can put polish on a piece of sh*t, but you'll just end up with a shiny piece of sh*t.

[FishGuy]

You can't "see" the error? Why's that? Are you visually impaired or does it give you some cryptic remarks?
Or when an error occurs, do a pair of fingers come out of the monitor and poke you in the eyes?

Mendhak http://www.vbforums.com/showpost.php...0&postcount=14

[dannymking]

The office needs to access the situation - VisualAd
Vista decided to randomly restart by simply cutting the poser supply..:Rudi:..

[oceanebelle]

In spite of everything I shall rise again:
I will take up my pencil, which I have forsaken in my great discouragement,
and I will go on with my drawing. -Vincent Van Gogh

That's the punchline. You're supposed to like it.-mendhak
Found here

[wild_bill]

jonwondering - "but when the one located on the shared drive runs, it welcomes everybody with the standard middle finger greeting: Application has generated an exception that could not be handled."

[dglienna]

"blow your uses back to the desktop"

That is the best line that I've heard all night.

http://www.vbforums.com/showpost.php...4&postcount=15

[Wally Pipp]

Don't quote me on that quote - anon.

[tr333]

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. - Mark Twain

Donuts... is there anything they can't do? - Homer Simpson

[space_monkey]

This has got to be the funniest thing i've heard someone say in a long while.

VisualAD desperatly need a new girlfriend whos name doesn't end on .JPG. Can anyone please help...

Please Help VisualAD Thread

[The_Grudge]

"Once we get to Hollywood and find those Mirimax --expletive deleted-- who are making the 'Bluntman and Chronic' movie we're gonna make them eat our --expletive deleted-- then --expletive deleted-- out our --expletive deleted-- then eat their --expletive deleted-- which is made up of our --expletive deleted-- that we made them eat."

[penagate]

"What's an ETA? And how am I suppose to do that without a computer?" - Jacob Roman

"Jacob,
How big is it? How much does it cost? Does it play wma files?" - abhijit

"What is the "family forum" anyway ? A place where people discuss where they buy dipers and stuff?" - RhinoBull

"Hannes... I've been told your image should not be okay." - Brad Jones

[moeur]

mendhak referring to TickleMeElmo Dolls.

They may even be able to reproduce. Just before leaving the factory, they get two test tickles.

http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.p...2&page=2&pp=40

[wossname]

"If it wasn't for me, D# wouldn't have had one single visible wall, and that one would have been skewed..." - NøteMe

"Last thing before I go to bed I touch it and it goes mad and spins round really fast in circles!" - VisualAd

[kilobytes]

Tell me who your friends are and i'll tell you mine.

[thegreatone]

In referall to IE7's release near christmas -

Maybe he's going to postpone Christmas.

Referring to spelling mistakes...

If NoteMe were dead, he'd be turning in his grave right now.

[|2eM!x]

Yes they where...mainly about the Classic VBForum...the game and graphics section got 5 stars, a sun, two cows, and a donky...

Thanks to me!

Nope. You are the reason why we didn't get 4 dokeys and an arabic princess....

Nice!

[fahad k]

NoteMe could earn a living just by writing books on "Unquotable Quotes"

To be honest. I know how to do it. But I am doing it wrong. When I was very little I guess I looked at someone doing it. So I thought my self it the other way around. Like looking in the mirror....so if anyone see me doing it, for them it looks like they are doing it them self because i am doing it mirrored...



- ØØ -

[MarkDorf]

Or when an error occurs, do a pair of fingers come out of the monitor and poke you in the eyes?

That would be awesome.

[Bonker Gudd]

My real name is Tracie.

[si_the_geek]

Sensible (ish):

sevenhalo (page 2):

We all love to code, it's the people who use our code that we hate.

Merrion:

Software development can be rapid, error free and cheap - but not all three at the same time.
The company has chosen rapid and cheap - can you see where this will lead?

Joacim Andersson:

Well, quick and dirty is fine, if you want a quick and dirty application. As you've noticed even a small app can quickly grow to a large project and the only way to get rid of the dirt is to clean it up

Penagate:

Lastly I will add that well-written structured code will always outperform badly written spaghetti, no matter the platforms, or flavours of sauce. Good logic has no substitute.

Other:

Mendhak:

If NoteMe were dead, he'd be turning in his grave right now.

NoteMe:

jelly move when I eat it...and no matter how hard I throw it in the wall, it still moves...scares the **** out of me...

RussCanada:

The dumber I live, the longer I get!

Hack (#25):

I can think of fewer things more disgusting. Is there no place on earth that I can go and not be faced with a salad???????????

Give me meat. Just lead it to the table and hand me a hammer.
Give me deep fat fried chicken with the grease just oozing off of it.
Give the salads to the freakin' rabbits.

mendhak(#20):

Dude, don't make fun of Jesus. He died so you could have a long weekend.

mendhak(#6):

I love you beyond description, words, feelings and other metaphorical expressions!

NoteMe

I have issues. I am pretty sure I am not human beeing. Not an alien either, but maybe an owl....

7Halo:

And please... Let's be civil and leave my Big-Mac out of this.

....

[Bonker Gudd]

I eat tennis balls

[damasterjo]

That would be awesome.

[shakti5385]

The only way to compete in software development is to be the best at the latest...

[ZaNi]

If you happen to have a baby while you're in there, don't throw out the bathwater.

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NoteMe can never spell anything wrong with his Wireless DSL

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[Andrew G]

YOu are more b00ber then I will ever be. Now leave me alone..

[grilkip]

i have mole on my hose

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[mendhak]

"Mendhak,
I really proud of you
You such a great person, visiting to my site and mailing me"

-GaneshMoorthy

[Bonker Gudd]

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